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So PEREZ HILTON got punched in the face 3 times last night at Cobra. I know this because he said so and because i was there and because i called people who were standing right next to him when it happened. I’d like to say that I find it incredibly ironic that he cries and complains in his video about the entire thing, but he himself has made MILLIONS of dollars tearing people down for 5 years. (for those of you who don’t know, Perez has been a multi millionaire now for about 3 years from adverting on his site… those full page tv and movie backrounds alone get him 100k a week…)

Perez used to be cool, then his ego got so massive that it become all about him and not the content anymore. On top of getting paid from record companies and movie studios such as Disney to repeatedly pump their garbage catered to 14-17 year old little girls. But my favourite thing about him is that his way of arguing with someone is buy calling them a FAGGOT. Wow real tough their fagboy. So basically Isaiah Washington gets fired from Grey’s Anatomy for saying it, but because you suck cock in your spar time, you’re allowed to say it? So basically your a hypocrit and you try to defend it is some sort of molested reality in which you live in?

Well in any case i LOVE this video because it shows how week and pathetic he really is. He’s a guy i used to admire  because of his orginally and honesty and reporting, but then it became all about him and his obsession to become a celebrity himself (the exact same thing that happened to Oprah). Perez needs to learn that when you name names, and make fun if peoples weight issues, and make fun of less attractive children, that it’s just pretty low thing to do and that karma catch up with you. Either way he gave COBRA tons of publicity so that pretty awesome lol

On another note FUCK LADY GAGA. She’s someone else who i had tons of respect for 1 year ago but now showing up at a club with 4 body gaurds surrounding her not allowing anyone to even get close to her is pretty pathetic. Get over yourself bitch. Why even go in the first place if your so guarded? Are you fucking Pablo Escobar or something? You know i’ve met REAL celebrities and they didnt have ANY body gurads and were cool as fuck (such as Justin Teimberlake, Mick Jagger.. etc…) I’m sick on her tranny wigs to make you pay attention to her hair and not her massive nose and her hours of makeup to cover up her ugly ass face and lets not forget her zero boobage and massive hips… enough with the FAME shit, Madoona did it better and with more originality 20 years ago, and even before her, Marylyn did it first, so she is basicaly a 3rd generation recycler with massive ego covering up her ugly appearance.

loosers i’m surrounded by loosers… Anyways this video made my day ;0)
Poor little Perez got his heart broken, more to come i’m sure. Can’t hide behind your computer forever fatboy….

Well its been a couple of months since i have updated Kingofclubland so i figured i would write something because people keep asking me everywhere i go when am i going to udpate it. First of all i would like to say that i started this site for pure entertainment reasons, i wanted to make people laugh and say ohh ahhh, that was my intention. And it has been a massive success. I am extremely flattered when people grab me at a club and they tell me how much joy and laughter my site has brought to them, if i die to tomorrow, well then at least i brought some positive energy to the world. ;0)

But in any case in order to run this site it takes an insane amount time and effort. Just looking through galleries alone in order to find something appealing takes easily 10 hours at one sitting alone. Me being self employed and having a downtown apartment and bills which are astronomical, it just became unfeesable to keep up one post a day, and make it fun and have galleries up to date etc….

I never started this site for financial gain, but now that so any promoters keep bugging me and supporting me at the same time, i will now get help and redo allot of the site in order to actually make it so it so that  i can actually have less trouble paying rent at times. I’m not some greedy fuck that demands high $$$ for email blasts or banners etc… if you support me, then ill support you. And honestly from  what i have seen recently since i stopped updating weakgame.com over a year ago, everyone is scattered as to where to go. Everyone now is obsessed with facebook and has lost focus as to what mainstream effectiveness really is.

I DO NOT want to make you login to to anything i want my site to be free for everyone because art should be free, and if you have seen my murals or have met me (www.durothethird.com) then you know how artisticlaly included i am. Phototgraphy is my 4th career to be honest and the most time taxing because of editing.

With the new help i am getting i will offer more and make the new hub for all you maniacs to go to ;0) I live a strange live for someone who has never been drunk or high a day in his life, but if you enjoy my efforts documenting this culture, then ill give you more. Thank you for coming to my site,

If i brightened up your day then it was worth it.

DUROTHETHIRD - KING OF CLUBLAND.

After coming to life from the evil painting in Ghostbusters, Vigo the Carpathian keeps it real with  the Corona at Tryst. Nice hairy medieval chest douchebag. (Now i’m scared he going to poses me right form my computer screen, shit i’m scared ;0( )

Clive Owen gets gangsta on King street. Some asshole asked him for an autograph and didn’t even bother offering him a Ho to g along with it… lame…

Ivanka Trump shows off her 6 foot long Jessica Simpson hair extensions at Atilier. Daddy isn’t doing to well with the real estate thing nowadays is he?

After ruining his career on stage yelling at some black guy in the audience, Cosmo Kramer has now become a full time alcoholic and he get smashed at This is London every Friday. Seinfield must not be impressed…

Chris Angel, the biggest douchebag EVER tries to pick up chicks at Century Room but gets dissed because Canadian girls are into Persians that think they are Italian. (Not white guys who wear skulls and torn shirts and wear eye makeup, eye makeup doesn’t fly in Canada.) Maybe you can get away with that shit in Vegas but not here. Do you like the pic on Tommy Lee trying to make out with him? Fruitcakes…

Hollywoods sweetheart Reese Withersppon gets smashed at Republik on some Yagerbombs. For 32 year old mother of 2 she’s looking pretty fucking good and probably fucks better then a catholic schoolgirl as well. I got nothing really bad to say about her except maybe LEGALLY BLONDE 2 was the worst piece of shit ever produced since Episode 1.

Big buff African American Actor / Model Djimon Hounsou chills out at the after hours with some fans.
Seem he has an affinity for the gays… 

Slumdog Millionaire poser Sanji over here is all about Indian Gal Pon De Plaaaace….
Seeeeeeeeeen…